Compared to competing hotwords like "Hey Siri" and "Alexa," the "Hey Google" wake word is downright clunky. Maybe it's the guttural phonetics of the phrase, or perhaps it's a subliminal objection ...

Long before "never tweet" became the adage of the modern era, "never google yourself" was similarly useful advice. Why? Well, you might find your southernmost appendages on a foot fetish website.